Have you ever wanted more?

weebstories:

Let’s all commit Sudoku!

Found this while weeb hunting on Lucky Star videos. A good pastime if you ask me.

Mod M: Omg. This is hilarious. 

cpgravelpit:

rawrs-swag:

gingerrants:

rawrs-swag:

fangirlingforeverz:

nijibug:

inkstone:

abetterlovedeservingof:

xekstrin:

strawberrybudikai:

mochrolatte:

oma-shu:

CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?

SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.

FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER

MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM

CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.

MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK

PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.

WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED

YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.

TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,

FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.

TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE

GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.

AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.

*drops mic descends back into stage*

OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8

oky I’ll do my best!!!

LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR

I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS

WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK 

I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK

SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?

TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY

MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE

I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE

EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

PEACE

oh my LSKDHGSKGH

#someone needs to jump in as lin beifong

RCPD R-R-RCPD

TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE

I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE

DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS

THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY

CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY

AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES

I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE

BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND

THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THIS IS THE GREATEST FANDOM EVER. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

#TENZOUT

MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2

YOU READY, ITS ME

THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN

YOU SEE ME ROLL IN

EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.

REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS

WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER

IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD

MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER

BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?

THINK YOU CAN WIN

IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE

HOPE YOU CAN SWIM

It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.

UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT

NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?

YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL

I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL

A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL

YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL

YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?

NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.

WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET

NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.

I believe the young ones say “You just got served”

Tenzin fetch my robe

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SO TENZIN’S MAMA COMES TO THE RESCUE, WHAT A BIG SURPRISE
YOU TWO ARE OFF BAKIN’ COOKIES WHILE I’M DISHIN’ OUT THE RICE

THIS CITY WOULD FALL, IT WOULD CRUMBLE WITHOUT MY RULE
NOT THAT BALDY HERE WOULD NOTICE, HE’S OFF ACTIN’ A FOOL

SOMEONE OUGHTTA SLAP THOSE GARISH TATS OFF YOUR HEAD
IT’LL PROBABLY BE CHIEF BEIFONG AFTER YOU LET HER BACK IN BED

YEAH, I SAID IT, TENZIN - YOU’RE A CHEATING MANSLUT
ALWAYS TRYING TO BE LIKE DADDY BUT YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THE CUT

EVERYONE KNOWS WHO RUNS THE LAW IN THIS TOWN
IT AIN’T THE AVATAR, AND IT AIN’T SOME MASKED CLOWN

I GOT THE COUNCIL IN MY POCKET AND SOME ROOM TO SPARE
I LOCKED KORRA UP IN MY TRUCK AND SOON AMON WILL BE THERE

YOU BEST NOT FUCK WITH THE PONYTAIL MAN
DON’T NEED NO FULL MOON TO MAKE YOU RAISE YOUR HANDS

YOU’LL BE SWAYING, YOU’LL BE PRAISING
EVERYBODY’S GONNA SEE
TARRLOK’S GOT THE BITCHES, THE MOVES
AND EVEN TAHNO’S GONNA PEE.

New Team Avatar, drop me a beat.

It’s time to start some fires!!!

Yo Yo, The name is Mako, master of rhymes
I Been spittin’ fire since the beginning of time.
There’s a reason Korra calls me Mr.Hattrick
Cuz I got her, Asami and even Lin on my dick.

Amon and your Equalists ain’t nothin’ but liars
If yall ain’t ‘cool under fire’
then yall are gonna expire.
YO.

Tarrlok should stick to spinnin’ stories over spinnin’ records
His rhymes are slow like two old men playin’ chinese checkers!
Counselor? Oh please.
You need some counseling yourself.
Your rhymes stink like some disease
Mine will scorch you like Hell

Fire

It’s my desire to help Korra take you down.
Now someone come present me with my flame shaped crown.

OMG THEY’RE BACK AND IT’S GOTTEN EVEN BETTER

WHOA! Wait a second and step back and relax,
Ya’ll need to reconsider here, and look at your facts.
You benders are out numbered like a hundred to one,
So shut up, sit tight, hang back, till I’m done.

I may be just a doorman but I fight like a beast,
Bashing suckas skulls in with my wrench to say the least.
I’ll take three of ya’ll out before you can count to ten,
then pick you back up, dust you off, and do it again.

Mako you priss punk, Im gunna smash you first,
Then crush your lame brother, and stick him inside a hearse.
When Korra’s down on the street, you can raise my fists in glory,
Because my rhymes don’t stop like the never ending story!

PEACE!
(Drops Mic)

(Source: thetalesofbasingse)

grandmasterflash:

snaku:

rafraichie:

i think something went wrong

tim is fucking SHRIEKING with laughter at this right now and has been for the past few minutes

i think the sorting hat had a little too much magicherb420

(Source: vaporheart)

#i was in a diy shop the other day #and this kid was choosing a paint colour for his room #(i say kid but i actually have no concept of what i mean by that #i’m old enough now that i see a small person and i’m like you could be anywhere between 4 and 12 #because i have genuinely no concept of where in the spectrum you’d be #but i’m sensing that it’s an important distinction #either way the point is that this kid is a kid #i’d estimate he was anywhere between 6 and 14 #accuracy was never an option here) #and he’s arguing with his mum because he thinks the colour names are stupid #he goes ‘mum i do not want an azure blue or mint creme green room! #i want a cool colour! #i want fire red or a serious black-‘ #and then he shuts up for a second and he’s clearly processing #and you can see the penny dropt #he exact moment where he realizes what he’s just said #and he just shout ‘SIRIUS BLACK WAS AN ANIMAGUS AND HARRY POTTER’S RIGHTFUL GODFATHER’ #and this point his mum is just trying get some distance between them #at the same time as i’m edging towards this child and wondering if i could take him and anyone would notice #she backing away presumably wishing that somebody would #in the end this kid (of nondescript age) ends up sitting cross legged in the middle of the shop floor chanting ‘serious sirius black’ #more than anything i want to grab him by his midgety child body and shake and go ‘I KNOW THAT FEEL’ #but apparently that sort of thing is generally discouraged #i was only in the shop for a paintbrush anyway

(Source: oliviaweasley)